|straight guys:||emma watson is so hot|
|gay guys:||emma watson is so hot|
|lesbians:||emma watson is so hot|
|not lesbians:||emma watson is so hot|
|oprah:||emma watson is so hot|
|jesus:||emma watson is so hot|
|grass:||emma watson is so hot|
|emma watson:||I'm not hot|
|rupert grint:||emma watson is like a sister|
|odd numbers:||i can't even|
- Anyone talking is asking to be interrupted.
- Anyone carrying money is asking to be robbed.
- Anyone eating is asking to choke.
- Anyone drinking is asking to be drugged.
- Anyone walking is asking to be tripped.
- Anyone with a face is asking to be punched.
- Anyone with a heart is asking for a heart attack.
- Anyone with arteries is asking for an aneurysm.
- Anyone not wearing a breastplate is asking to be stabbed.
- Anyone not wearing a bulletproof vest is asking to be shot.
I MISS SEEING AVPM/S ON MY DASH
Until one day when my Mama Umbridge said to ME
“Dolores, girl, you put down that cheesecake,
you throw out that fondue,
and you get up off of that couch girl! Get on up!”